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[赛后帖]🏀魔术胜活塞夺赛点 贝恩22+5 班凯罗18中4 坎宁安25+9+8失误

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活塞(1-3):坎宁安25分9板6助2帽、哈里斯20分6板、杜伦12分8板3助、斯图尔特8分3板1助8帽、罗宾逊7分1板、奥萨尔6分9板1助2帽、格林5分5板2帽、詹金斯3分2板4助、勒韦尔2分5板3助2帽、许尔特1板。

魔术(3-1):贝恩22分5板1助、小瓦格纳19分5板3助4断、班凯罗18分8板4助、卡特12分11板4助2帽、凯恩8分9板、席尔瓦6分4板1助、萨格斯5分2板2助2断、比塔泽2分6板2帽、布莱克2分2板。

[–]Hornetsaiden3buckets 4020 points 4 hours ago

Paolo and Suggs combined shot 5-31 from the field

黄蜂球迷:班凯罗和萨格斯合计 31 投 5 中

然后赢了。

[–]Timberwolvestree-hugger 835 points 4 hours ago

Suggs 1-13 from the field and tied for the team lead with +17.

森林狼球迷:萨格斯 13 投 1 中,然后正负值 + 17 并列全队第一。

[–]Australiaroyalewlthcheese 2947 points 5 hours ago

Ausar deadass looks like he’s never shot a basketball before.

Growing up did him and Amen just practice their vertical jump and guard each other without a ball?

球迷:奥萨尔看着真他妈像以前从来没投过篮一样。

从小到大他跟阿门是不是光练垂直起跳,然后不拿球互相对位防守了?

[–]CelticsRrypl 773 points 4 hours ago*

Must've been a windy backyard or something lol if you shoot a jumper that ball's going to the neighbors

凯尔特人球迷:估计是后院风太大了吧哈哈,要是投个篮估计球都要飞到邻居家去了

[–]Heatcleo22270 2126 points 5 hours ago*

Jamahl Mosely is in the process of “Mike Budenholzer’ing” himself into keeping his job, while — simultaneously — JB Bickerstaff is Mike Budenholzer’ing himself out of a job.

Textbook case of Schrödinger’s Bud.

热火球迷:贾马尔・莫斯利正在用 “布登霍尔泽式” 的表现保住自己的帅位,与此同时 ——JB・比克斯塔夫正在用 “布登霍尔泽式” 的表现砸掉自己的饭碗。

简直是教科书般的薛定谔的布登。

[–]Full_Durian_8171 1394 points 5 hours ago

this series has cost duren his max extension

球迷:这轮系列赛打完,杜伦的顶薪续约合同没了

[–]Pistonsmiggly 713 points 4 hours ago

Good, he's playing like fucking dogshit.

活塞球迷:好得很,他打得就像一坨狗屎。

[–]Raptorsonefootback 999 points 4 hours ago

the pistons are so much worse than i imagined they’d be i can’t believe this team won 60 games. i get that the magic “aren’t your regular 8th seed” but it doesn’t matter the pistons are straight up embarrassing for a 1st seed

猛龙球迷:活塞比我想象的还要烂得多,我简直不敢相信这支球队能赢 60 场。我明白魔术 “不是普通的第八号种子”,但这不重要,活塞作为东部第一简直丢人现眼

[–]PacersDrak_is_Right 957 points 4 hours ago

Orlando Magic Player used shoot:

It was ineffective.

Detroit Piston Player used pass:

It hurt itself in its confusion.

步行者球迷:奥兰多魔术球员使用了 “投篮”:

没有任何效果。

底特律活塞球员使用了 “传球”:

它在混乱中击中了自己。

[–]LakersDaBusDriva2 824 points 4 hours ago

Close enough welcome back 2011 Grizzlies

湖人球迷:差不多得了,欢迎 2011 年的灰熊队归来

[–]Thunderhomefree122 682 points 5 hours ago

Fuck it, a win is a win. Just give the ball to Bane

雷霆球迷:管他呢,赢了就是赢了。把那该死的球交给贝恩就行了

[–]Mavericksmiregalpanic 548 points 4 hours ago

Nobody cared who he was until they gave him the ball

独行侠球迷:在他们把球交给他之前,没人在乎他是谁

[–]Lem__Mann7 657 points 5 hours ago

Duren got Teabagged!!! 🍵💼

球迷:杜伦被骑扣羞辱了!!!🍵💼

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 582 points 5 hours ago*

we're witnessing a man lose 240 million live on TV

快船球迷:我们正在电视上见证一个男人弄丢 2.4 亿美元

[–]Thunderhomefree122 635 points 4 hours ago

I’m still trying to determine whether Detroit going down 3-1 was the most predictable or least predictable thing to happen

雷霆球迷:我还在琢磨底特律 1-3 落后到底是意料之中,还是最不可思议的事情

[赛后帖]🏀雷霆横扫太阳!首轮唯一4-0!SGA31+8 杰伦·格林25中10

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雷霆(4-0):亚历山大31分2板8助、霍姆格伦24分12板3助2断、米切尔22分4板6助、哈尔滕施泰因18分12板3助、卡鲁索14分4板1助、华莱士10分4板4助、乔6分、杰林·威廉姆斯3分1助、杰林·威廉姆斯3分1助、维金斯2分2助、多特1分1板

太阳(0-4):布克24分6助、格林23分6板4助4断、狄龙23分4板3助、吉莱斯皮20分2板2助、阿伦12分3板3助2帽、伊戈达罗8分8板4助2断、奥尼尔8分7板2助、马卢阿奇2分2板、马卢阿奇2分1板、布耶2分、弗莱明1板2断

[–]SpursDirtAndShovels 183 points 3 hours ago

RIP Suns bros. Solid debut season from Jordan Ott despite having to navigate the injury plague.

马刺球迷:太阳老铁们安息吧。尽管不得不应付伤病潮,乔丹・奥特的执教处子赛季还是相当稳健的。

[–][OKC] Detlef SchrempfAIaska 384 points 3 hours ago

This series taught me that Dillon Brooks shoots 100% when it’s time for a fake comeback

雷霆球迷:这轮系列赛教会了我一件事:只要到了 “假逆转” 的垃圾时间,狄龙・布鲁克斯特么就是百分百命中率。

[–]SunsKuntsaw 151 points 3 hours ago

Game almost out of reach? Booker gets his numbers and makes it look like its semi achievable. Its the hope that kills you.

太阳球迷:比赛几乎交代了?布克开始狂刷数据,搞得好像还有点希望追回来似的。最搞人心态的就是这种虚无缥缈的希望。

[–]Thunder--Alec-- 90 points 3 hours ago

Nobody hits 3s like Brooks when down 11 with ninety seconds left

雷霆球迷:在还剩 90 秒且落后 11 分的情况下,没人能像狄龙那样疯狂进三分。

[–]ThunderiCarpet 211 points 3 hours ago

OKC just letting Ajay go Dion Waiters for a whole 8 minutes in the fourth was hilarious

雷霆球迷:雷霆第四节居然让米切尔化身迪昂・维特斯,硬生生抡了整整 8 分钟,这特么太搞笑了。

[–]ThunderTPFRecoil 140 points 3 hours ago*

Legit felt like Mark was telling him "We're up in the series. We have wiggle room. You're now the lone creator in a 4th quarter against a full Suns team that can and will swarm you. Figure it out."

Honestly respect it. Ajay needs those experiences to grow.

雷霆球迷:真心觉得马克像是在跟他说:“系列赛咱们领先。咱们有容错率。现在第四节你是唯一的持球大核,对面全主力的太阳能且一定会疯狂包夹你。你自己想办法解决吧。”

说实话,很瑞思拜。米切尔需要这种经历来涨球。

[–]76erslivefreeordont 69 points 3 hours ago

Coach telling everyone to clear out then Mitchell getting ripped by Grayson Allen was pure comedy

76 人球迷:教练让所有人拉开单打,然后米切尔被格雷森・阿伦直接生断,这画面简直是纯纯的喜剧。

[–]Sunstg131 429 points 3 hours ago

The Thunder are incredibly frustrating to play. Every player can shoot. Every player is a plus defender. Shai gets whatever shot he wants. They are always in control. And their coach wins every challenge. Just a different level than this Suns team that was a pleasant surprise and a legitimate joy to watch this year.

太阳球迷:打雷霆真的让人无比绝望。人人都能投篮。人人都是正防守价值。亚历山大想怎么投就怎么投。他们永远掌控着局面。而且他们教练的每一次挑战都能成功。和今年这支给人带来惊喜、看球体验极佳的太阳队相比,雷霆完全是另一个次元的存在。

[–]ThunderiCarpet 193 points 3 hours ago

Every player can shoot

It’s either 20% or 50% honestly 😭

雷霆球迷:人人都能投篮

说实话,我们要么准成 50%,要么铁成 20% 😭

[–]Australiaroyalewlthcheese 139 points 3 hours ago

His assist numbers don’t show it, but Shai’s playmaking has significantly improved this season.

While inexperience and inconsistent offense outside of Shai played a huge role in OKC have two 7 games series last season. I also think Shai’s playmaking skills weren’t quite good enough, especially when he got double teamed. He’s able to read the double teams a lot better this season. At this point even doubling him seems negligent

球迷:亚历山大的助攻数体现不出来,但他这赛季的组织能力确实有了质的飞跃。

虽然上赛季雷霆打了两轮抢七,很大程度上是因为经验不足以及除亚历山大外进攻不稳定。但我也觉得那时候亚历山大面对包夹时的出球能力还不够火候。这赛季他阅读包夹的能力强太多了。事到如今,连包夹他感觉都像是在送人头。

[–]HornetsBeetle919 99 points 3 hours ago

Shai averaged for the series 33.8/3.8/8.0, on 67.8 TS%.

黄蜂球迷:亚历山大这轮系列赛场均 33.8 分 3.8 篮板 8.0 助攻,真实命中率高达 67.8%。

[–]Mavericksrazorbladesnbiscuits 100 points 3 hours ago

Shai has got to the be the creamiest player in the NBA, there will be no stopping him and the boys

独行侠球迷:亚历山大绝对是 NBA 打球最丝滑的球员,没人能阻挡他这帮小伙子们。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 90 points 3 hours ago

Unbelievable game for our starters. SGA with 31, Chet with 24, Ajay with 22, Hartenstein with 18—and shout out to our man Lu with 1 point.

雷霆球迷:首发打出了一场不可思议的比赛。亚历山大 31 分,霍姆格伦 24 分,米切尔 22 分,哈尔滕施泰因 18 分 —— 当然还得致敬咱们豪砍 1 分的多特。

[–]Full_Durian_8171 162 points 3 hours ago

what i gathered from this series is devin booker is exactly the type of player the world thinks shai is. - non stop complaining - non stop baiting - non stop flopping

that $70mil a season going to age like milk

球迷:这轮系列赛让我看明白了,德文・布克就是那种全世界以为亚历山大是的那种球员。—— 不停地抱怨 —— 不停地碰瓷 —— 不停地假摔

他那 7000 万的年薪迟早要臭大街。

[–][OKC] Nick Collisonlibertydabbing 97 points 3 hours ago

If someone says Shai complains too much, they genuinely just don't watch okc play basketball

雷霆球迷:要是有人说亚历山大抱怨太多,那他们绝对特么没看过雷霆的比赛。

[赛后帖]🏀掘金轻取森林狼追至2-3 约基奇27分11板16助 兰德尔27+9+6

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掘金(2-3):约基奇27分12板16助2帽、穆雷24分4板7助4断、斯潘塞·琼斯20分3板1助3断3帽、约翰逊18分6板5助3断、卡梅隆·约翰逊11分5板3助2断、布劳恩9分2板3助3断、瓦兰丘纳斯9分2板1助、小哈达威8分、布朗7分2断、泰厄斯·琼斯3分2助

森林狼(3-2):兰德尔27分9板6助、道苏姆18分3板4助、海兰德15分1板1助、香农15分1板、麦克丹尼尔斯13分3板1助、里德12分8板1助、李凯尔4分3板6助、康利4分1板4助、戈贝尔3分7板2助2断、贝兰热2分1板、克拉克1板1助

[–]NuggetsAzpilicueta_The_Goat 690 points 2 hours ago

No two teams hate each other like these two in the current NBA

掘金球迷:在当今联盟中,没有哪两支球队像这两队一样互相仇恨了。

[–]MaxiePippins 243 points 2 hours ago

Valanciunas face turned so red in that 4th lmaooo you could tell he wanted fight so bad

球迷:瓦兰丘纳斯的脸在第四节憋得通红,笑死我了,你能看出来他是有多想打架。

[–]KnicksTheoMoneyG 293 points 2 hours ago

As soon as Naz went down that game thread turned into a warzone 💀

尼克斯球迷:里德一倒下,比赛讨论框立马变成了战区 💀

[–]NuggetsEggplantAlpinism 129 points 2 hours ago

It's nice being a seasoned internet veteran, and able to chuckle at the dumpster fire rather than wading into it. That was embarrassing from everyone involved

掘金球迷:作为一个经验丰富的资深网民感觉真好,能对这垃圾堆一样的场面付之一笑,而不是深陷其中。所有参与其中的人都挺尴尬的。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 260 points 2 hours ago

I think most of us had a feeling this game would be a win for Denver. Game 6 will be a banger

雷霆球迷:我觉得我们大多数人都有预感这场比赛丹佛会赢。G6 绝对会是一场火星撞地球的大战。

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 115 points 2 hours ago

lol one these two gonna be bloody and bruised for the second round, keep killing each other.

马刺球迷:哈哈哈,这两队中的一支到了第二轮肯定会被扒层皮,继续互相残杀吧。

[–]Timberwolvestrashpanda1738 228 points 2 hours ago

Big brain strat to get all the turnovers out of our system tonight. Game 6 will be flawless!

森林狼球迷:今晚把所有的失误都用光,这波是高智商策略。G6 我们将会完美无瑕!

[–]NuggetsDentistFun2776 181 points 2 hours ago

The worst 3-1 comeback of all time commences

掘金球迷:史上最烂的 1-3 大翻盘正式开始了。

[–]TimberwolvesUWMN 117 points 2 hours ago

Cut my life into pieces

森林狼球迷:把我的生活切成碎片吧。

[–]Bullsivandragostwin 164 points 2 hours ago

Feels like Game 6 will be the actual game 7 of this series.

Teams can get hot but it’s tough to picture this undermanned Twolves team beating the Nuggets in Denver.

They still play insanely hard and physical which, major credit to their culture but they don’t have the horses if Denver is playing well offensively, and at home they almost always do.

公牛球迷:感觉 G6 才是这轮系列赛真正的抢七。

球队可能会手感火热,但很难想象这支缺兵少将的森林狼能在丹佛击败掘金。

他们依然打得非常努力且充满对抗,这很大程度上要归功于他们的球队文化,但如果丹佛在进攻端表现出色,他们就没有足够的资本去抗衡,而在主场,丹佛几乎总是能打出好进攻。

[–]TimberwolvesSwishBender 144 points 2 hours ago

If you watched a lot of the Wolves this season you wouldn't think way more turnovers would be the immediate result of losing Ant and Donte

Shout out to the Denver role players this next game or two will be interesting.

森林狼球迷:如果你这赛季经常看森林狼的比赛,你就不会觉得失去爱德华兹和迪文岑佐会立刻导致失误大幅增加。

向丹佛的角色球员致敬,接下来的一两场比赛会很有趣。

[–]Timberwolvesyatooooooooooo 111 points 2 hours ago

Nuggets fan dream. McDaniels got clipped a few times, offense humming, Jokic good, blowout win. Sadly for my heart, we’ve got a series again…

森林狼球迷:掘金球迷的梦想成真了。麦克丹尼尔斯被吹了几个犯规,进攻端运转流畅,约基奇表现出色,一场大胜。但对于我的心脏来说很不幸,系列赛悬念又回来了……

[–]WizardsUMPIN 94 points 2 hours ago

Tragic series made even more tragic with all these thunder fans constantly jerking themselves off

奇才球迷:充满悲剧色彩的系列赛,因为这些雷霆球迷不断地自嗨而变得更加悲剧了。

[–]Intelligent_Virus_85 98 points 2 hours ago

It’s like the wolves were surprised the ball comes back up when they bounce it.. just no handle on the rock tonight.

球迷:搞得好像森林狼球员运球时,看到球弹回来自己都很惊讶似的…… 今晚的控球简直没眼看。

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